So my boyfriend is away for a couple of weeks and  ”talk dirty” a lot. It’s really fun  lol but I was wondering what is something I could say or text him that would instantly make him hard and horny? Hee hee … be detailed please. 

I can’t really tell you WHAT to say as I think it has to come from your desire. If I gave you “lines” then it’s just artificial. However, I can tell you HOW I think it should be done … at least how I like it done.

The more specific you can be about what you are “doing” to yourself or would be doing to him is really sexy. You need a good vocabulary for this and a great imagination. Go slowly … draw everything out as he’s stroking himself. Describe, in detail where you are in proximity to his cock (or wherever), what you’re wearing, how your body is turned on (nipples hard? pussy wet? Is it dripping? If so where?), what you are doing to him … etc.

This is a good start. Let me know how it goes!

xox PP/LC

My boyfriend wants to have anal sex, and I am terrified to! I just want to know what it’s like, what could happen, etc…? 

You know I’ve never had anal sex. But, I have friends that LOVE it and friends that hate it. It just depends. What I DO know, is that should you decide to do it, you need to make the decision and be 100% behind it (pun intended). The worst thing for the woman in anal is being tense and if you don’t really want to I don’t think it will be a pleasant experience. However, should you want to try it, you definitely need to relax. Tensing your anus while something is making it’s way in there is NOT going to be enjoyable. Also, lube, lube, lube and more lube.
Now, some women experience amazing orgasms from anal. Mr. Guerre just fingered my ass for the first time a few weeks ago and I was surprised how good it felt, how hot I found it and how turned on it made me. I never would have thought it would be something I enjoyed! So, maybe you should start out with that … then graduate to a small butt plug and see how that goes, then if you are enjoying that you can graduate to a bigger one and so on. I I think this is a safe way to see if that’s even an erogenous zone for you. If it does nothing for you then maybe anal sex might not be for you?

I would love to hear from people who have had it and see if they concur with me.

Anyway, I hope this helps … xoxo LC

How do you feel about open relationships? by SaerPoli

They are certainly not for everyone but those that they work for it’s great. If you think about it, western culture hasn’t done well with marriage in it’s current form. It’s up to individuals to reinvent the love relationship to suit their needs. If both partners are able to communicate authentically and are able to separate love from sex, I don’t see why it would not work and should not be tried. 
xox LC

 What are the signs that a man can maybe let go a little and get maybe a little rough and selfish? I mean, in part, appreciation is abandon, but one doesn’t wish to be rude…

I don’t think there are any universal signs. At least I wasn’t a part of voting on them at the last meeting 

Asking your girl if that’s something she would feel comfortable with is the best way. If you are close enough to be putting your penis in her vagina you should be close enough to ask her if she would like it/mind if you got a little more “passionate” with her. You could whisper in her ear while you are pleasuring her, what you would like to do and see how she reacts. But ALWAYS remember … a woman needs to be finessed. I can’t stress this enough. An analogy … women are more feline than canine. With a dog you can slap your leg and ask him to come to you and he will happily oblige. With cats, on the other hand, they need sweet talk, coercion, a little scratch under the chin to get them purring … then before you know it they’re on their backs swatting at your hands. 

Ok. a ham-fisted analogy, I admit. Not my best work … but I’m sure you get my point.

I’m sure I’ve confused you more than ever now. Shit. If I have, my apologies. Follow @MGuerre on Twitter and ask him. We all know HE’s had success!

 xox LC

 If you love to suck cock, how did you start liking it. How did you start doing it and what makes you like it so much? on another note, do you like deep-throat?

Gosh, I don’t know. I suppose I enjoy the pleasure it gives him. Not only that, but the feel of it in my mouth is really sexy. The taste of the precum … knowing I’m turning him on … that I’m the one doing this to him. Also, I guess the control I have over him in this most vulnerable state is exciting and feels powerful. When I am pleasuring him and I look up and see his face in utter bliss … watching every little facial expression and feeling every spasm of excitement … and then knowing that I alone will bring him to heights and explosions that he can only dream of … THAT is extremely gratifying. But I think the most important reason I love it … is the same reason I love sex when you are doing it with someone you care about. It’s not just an expression of lust and desire … it’s DEFINITELY that … but it’s another way to engulf your partner and become one with them. Corny, but true.I feel closer to him when he is in my mouth … I make love to his cock and take him inside me to merge his body with mine. When we are really connected that adds such another huge dimension to it that I crave sucking him almost more than fucking him. I never really enjoyed it like this before Mr. Guerre. When I first went down on him I almost came from the sheer excitement of it. Plus, he happens to have a beautiful (and actually large) cock so that always makes it easier … plus he tastes great  As for your other question … of course I deep-throat! Mr. Guerre certainly knows how his dick feels in my mouth while my lips clutch his base. Oh my … I’m getting a bit hot. Must go! xox LC

How do you massage a mans prostate? I don’t believe I’m familiar with that.

You stick your finger in his anus and feel for a walnut sized sack. You massage that with your finger as that is the prostate.  xox LC

Looking at your Nin quotation on hibernation, my dear (which I could happily throttle you for posting btw), my question is this: how do we awaken from hibernation? And if only half awake, what bannister can we reach for, clutch and use to pull us forward…

If you are asking this question then you already have awakened. The next step is to move. Like a salmon you move forward vowing to not repeat that which caused you to “sleep” in the first place. The “bannister” is the yearning and craving for a better life. Is that not enough? Is it not enough to know you are not existing in a way that fulfills you? Is there not enough impetus to move toward something new and different if you are certain that your life now cannot and will not change without you making it so? It’s simple really but it’s not easy.

This Nin quote, my dear Mr. Moi, is all about courage. Courage in the face of expectation from others and more importantly yourself. Courage to not buy into whatever story you told yourself would make you happy, would make your family happy, would make your spouse happy. Those who depend on you cannot be fulfilled without you fulfilling yourself first. Otherwise, you make a decision for everybody not just for yourself. And, is there anything more patronizing and infantalizing than taking someone’s free will away? Is there anything less fair than to deny yourself happiness and fulfillment and and deny your family the chance at an honest and true life with someone who had the bravery to clutch the bannister of choice and pull himself out of the victimhood … out of the misery … out of the “story” … all the while making himself uncomfortable … all to provide a more authentic life for himself and therefore them all?

More than you asked for huh?
I don’t take these things lightly. 

xox LC

Male waxing? A male stripper/escort I befriended suggested Nair, which works well enough, but is a pain to manage on the jewels. As painful as it would be, do you know if Olga waxes scrotums?

You mean “manscaping”? lol. Yes, the men I know either shave everything (even balls) with an electric shaver. Some wax above the shaft and shave or “Nair’s” the rest. As far as I know you can’t wax a scrotum because the skin is too delicate. So, you figure porn star HAVE to Nair it to get them that smooth. If you live in SoCal I can refer you to someone who does the mens. Don’t know if Olga does  Hope this helps! xox LC

What is more important in seduction (not an emotionally involved relationship): Awkward, sometimes painful sincerity, or the ability to make a lie sound good?

 Lying is NEVER a turn on. I am a human lie-detector … honesty is always way more sexy … it’s vulnerability makes intimacy richer. xox LC

If a woman had never received oral stimulation *clears throat* how should she go about asking for this from her sexual partner?

Oh my love! In the throes of passion you might want to mention that would really turn you on. If you are having trouble with the wording and want to be more elegant, you might ask him to “kiss” you’re sex. If he doesn’t do it, you have a problem. That’s when you need to talk about it after the fact and discover what’s stopping him from making this part of his usual routine. Hope this helps. xox LC

When should i stop giving my boyfriend head, he won’t tell me, and i want to do it right. after he cums do i stop right away? whats a guy like and how can i get him to tall me? he’s my first serious boyfriend and hes very fun to be with 

Generally, the penis is pretty sensitive after orgasm. The best thing to do is ask him what he likes best. Otherwise it’s a guessing game and that’s stressful. This should be fun! xox LC

I love what you are doing with your blog. You are obviously an intelligent and confident woman – which I find attractive. Sadly, when I find a like mind the relationship is more difficult. Are you attracted to strong men or do you prefer to dominate? 

Why thank you! I definitely prefer a strong man. I like manly men with hearts of artists. I like a man who can chop wood, fix a chair and have a conversation on Sartre and Chekov. A man who can talk about how he feels and yet plan a special evening for me. A man who can kiss me tenderly but also throw me on the bed, restrain me and fuck me into the next time zone. THAT’S the kind of strong man I like. Doesn’t mean, though that I don’t like to dominate sometimes  
xox LC

What if anything, is the most unusual object you have masterbated with

Good question. I’m the type of gal that likes results. So I don’t mess around. I like tried and true methods so I don’t usually deviate from what works. However, I have let the hot tub jets bring me to an amazing climax … like yesterday.  xox LC

You have magnificent breasts (assuming they are yours in the picture). Have you ever posted a photo of your naked breasts (without your face, of course) I bet you have beautiful nipples. 

Thank you! They are mine. No, I will not post anything more risque than that on the web. Those pics are only for the man in my life  . But to answer you’re question … I think I have beautiful nipples … They’re small and pink … but it’s all subjective you know  xox LC

Do you like to have your ass licked? Like to lick a man’s ass? 

Yes and yes. xox LC

Do you have to know a person very well or be in a relationship with them to have phone sex with them? Or do you sometimes do it with people you don’t know all that well? 

I have to know them well enough to be comfortable with them. But when I’m in a relationship (unless there’s an understanding) I’m only doing it w/ my man.  xox LC

What is the most number of guys you’ve fucked in a 24 hour period? Have you ever been in a gang-bang? If so, how many guys were there? 

Uh … just one. I am a one man, woman. When I’m sleeping with someone he is the only one I am fucking. No gang-bang either. xox LC